You've heard that saying, "Gays move into a run down neighborhood, fix it up, make it trendy, sell, then move out!" Well, that maybe true for tangible space, but the opposite happens in cyberspace.
Have you been on Gay.com lately? The rooms are packed, but know one is chatting. Why won't gay guys log off when they are away from their computer? How am I supposed to know if I have been politely rejected or "hotjockfratstud" is at the gym, the frat house or one of my many screen names I forgot to log off.
Take a look at Craigslist Chicago and view our men seeking men section. It has become a game of picture collecting, raunchy ads from straight guys, and almost impossible criteria for a 30 min tryst. The physical requirements for dating are far less critical than going "downtown" on a i-ho (internet whore) or getting your "salad tossed" by a complete stranger.
Want to know why that date with that hot guy ended after you put out? He has figured out that he will never be hot enough for a Craigslist hook up. So he settled for a date with you.
He could send 100 emails with fake or outdated pictures of himself with sugarcoated adjectives(footballplayer build, muscular, average build) to describe his less than ideal physique to pers-67743xxx@craigslist.org and never get laid.
Infact,he has figured out he can take you out to dinner to some fancy Thai restaurant, that serves bubble tea, and pretend he is listening to you go on and on about your precious cat, your job and how all your friends are whores.
Meanwhile, while he trying to remember to blink while you go on and on, he is trying to figure out if you are a top or bottom. Sex is mandatory after a date, unless you go Dutch. I have left my debit card at home plenty of times to capitalize on this rule.
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